I'm not sure that I am brave enough!!!
- You can fly a kite any time of the month
- A kite won't be jealous if there is another kite in the bag
- A kite won't mind if it is kept on a short leash
- You can fly a kite of any age.
- A kite won't take all your money leaving nothing to show for it.
(er... perhaps not!)
- You don't have to feed a kite
- You can fly 3 kites at the same time without upsetting anybody
(Other men will, however, still be jealous)
- A kite won't sulk just because you haven't flown it for a long
time
- A kite is always ther for you to play with.
- Did you ever hear of a "kites night out"?
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To even the balance...
- A kite won't give you a cheesy chat-up line when it pulls
- A kite won't make fun of your wobbly bits, even when your bits
do wobble
- You can't get pregnant from a dirty weekend away with your kite
- You don't have to feed a kite (see men's rule no. 6)
- It's easy to get rid of a kite (just let go)
- A kite won't embarass you with its dance moves
- Size really doesn't matter
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- No poo!
- You don't have to fly a kite when the weather is bad
- You don't have to feed a kite
- A kite won't dig up your garden
- No vets bills
- A kite won't bite the postman
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